Allow me to introduce my blog

So, I've decided to start 'blogging'. I missed the craze by a year or so but I figured it's never too late to start. I'm not going to write about my feelings or write emo poems because I figure you (yes, you!) get enough of that on myspace or any where else html can be found. Emo needs to be declared unfashionable so people can stop being so open about crying in the dark. If you're feeling sad just do what the rest of us do, drink alone.

That said, you can expect some spiteful, alcohol induced comedy here. I spend majority of my time online because my 'real life' is no where as entertaining as my 'online life'. I find a lot of random humourous pictures that I will be posting while you are out on dates or at parties. That means- if you're looking for a cheap laugh I might be providing those opportunities. If not, you might close this browser window feeling better about yourself by comparison so either way - you win.