Another day in paradise

Lately I've been consuming more alcohol than a normal drunk should. I was thinking about holding off on it until Halloween. I'm not sure if this is a possible feat but I'm going to give it a try after I finish this last drink. Bacardi and Diet coke always make for a great end-of-the-day treat.
In lighter news, I have a pen pal who is teaching me spanish. I found that translator.com helps me look bilingual. If my future job has internet connection, (which is a must when finding a new job) I might put down that I speak fluent spanish. That usually lands you a job since majority of America no longer speaks English. Don't worry, I won't put my sheet on and continue this topic.
In other news, I haven't done laundry here in 2 weeks. I'm starting to do the 'sniff test' and wearing whatever smells the least like puke and stale chips. I often wonder why I'm single....