Dating tutorial

This blog has been slacking lately. I started to get a real life and noticed my 'online life' has been slipping. Don't worry, I won't let that happen! I've decided to create a picture tutorial on how to obtain a hot date.


First, consult with your split personalities on who will go on the date

Next, call him and tell him you're available this Friday night

If he says he wants to take you out, find something attractive to wear

If you want him to kiss you, make sure you shave your beard If he asks you to a sports game, be sure you have plenty of team spirit

If you feel nervous while waiting for him to arrive, have a drink

If you want a second date, be sure to give him plenty of pity laughs

At the end of the date make it clear that he can kiss you

Once back inside, thank your other personality for not embarrassing you on the date

Then you can wait for his call for a 2nd date!

And please always remember, just because most guys you date end up looking like this at the end, it's not your fault. They are born gay.