Renaissance faire shots

This was an amazing weekend and I shall now share that with you through a photo montage. I went to the renaissance faire (yes, with an e!!) and spent my day drinking and making fun of the freaks with my parents. If that's not bonding, I don't know what is!!! Let the good times roll....

This is what I looked like for most of the day...

As you can see from the empty cups on the table,

this was a few rounds in, feeling good!
aaaand i'm STILL drinking haha

now i'm drunk enough to mingle with the locals....

I'm used to this sort of stimulating dinner conversation

This guy totally wanted me, look at him holding his sword...

This came out so over exposed for some reason, but here i am with my boyfriend

I really liked this mirror

The Lush's formerly known as mom and dad...

and it's scary how much my dad looks like weird Al

I had to show them how to rock a hat

These ladies didn't need any hat education

My mom stops to smell the fake roses, thanks alcohol!

Okay, I know many of my 'fans' think I'm some kind of gorgeous model, but the truth is- I AM! Okay, okay, i'm not. I have a very hideous side and that side comes out when I'm eating giant slabs of meat. Here is the horror- Happy early Halloween!

These people were so weird! The guy's sign reads "Pet Human" and something else about being owned by the two most hideous people on earth

When I see large pumpkins, I feel the compulsive need to hug them

There are a lot more pictures but it takes forever to get them on here so I'll finish tomorrow.