Move over Martha, Paris is getting bottom bunk

Besides resembling holocaust victims, Paris Hilton has recently found herself in more trouble than just being banned from cities hottest night clubs. That's right, the skinny bitch will be going to the slammer for 45 days!
Known for making the wisest decisions, the little genius drove with a suspended license and then claimed she didn't know it was suspended because her publicist didn't tell her. Meanwhile, she had the form that SHE SIGNED in the glove compartment stating she understood that she had signed over her license and wasn't to drive a vehicle. Now she'll face broom handles shoved in holes by giant diesel dykes - "That's hot" will be replaced with "I'm still bleeding." What I don't understand is why she even needed to drive, the girl is apparently extremely rich why doesn't she have someone toting her coked up ass around in a bently like normal celebrities? Driving home from a club drunk with your loud mouth guido 'fire crotch' screaming friend while talking on a cell phone doesn't make you cool, leaving in a limo to go to diary queen DOES!
A recent poll conducted by Wired 96.5 asked listeners if they felt 45 days was too long- over 8,000 people people responded and of those only 2% thought it was too long! Comments made included "She's a spoiled brat, I'm glad this happened to her" and "It's about time, I hate her."

I think Americans are finally sick of Paris Hilton, I know I am.