Hilary Duff

Most people know I really don't like Hilary Duff. She's up there on my list of hate next to Sarah Silverman. She's giddy, she's stylishly dressed and she makes really annoying head movements. I also don't care for the 'baby voice' or at least what a little girl who smoked 10 packs of cigs a day would sound like.

So, my friend proudly posted this picture of her on his page since he is a gay man and loves her (because he's gay).



I figured I should demonstrate for you my version of this photo, entitled "Hillbilly Snuff"



The only way I would have enjoyed her photo is if she had closed her hands around her throat and pushed until she was lying on the floor unconscious. Now THAT would be worth having to listen to her crappy music in the background.