The effects of Bragelina

It's about time someone started making fun of those two assholes. Rumor has it they were asked to leave a hotel for having sex too loudly.
A. I want to see some sort of sex tape
B. Where were their 500 adopted kids?? They better launch their own 'Brad & Angelina' clothing line soon to put me at ease because they're buying up all the sweatshop workers! I need new shoes.
C. No seriously, wheres the sex tape