My imaginary political restaurant

I came up with some mimedic texts and this was my best one at least as far as I'm concerned. It's offensive and political, perfect.



Today’s Specials
Complimentary dessert served with all entrees!

Clinton Fried Steak: Well done, served with special sauce that may stain dresses

Bush Burger: wholesome burger made of SPAM and not real beef! Served with extra oily fries

Hilary Hamburger: Made of all beef and served only well done. Fries and Clinton Steak sauces are optional.

Cheney chonga: Mildly flavored beef wrapped in a hard shell. It’s always a taco lover’s favorite!

Hitler Hoagie: Contains yellow cheese and ham on a white roll. May cause gas and indigestion

Condaleeza Fried Rice: First rice dish to be added to our menu, excellent alone or paired with other entrees

Guliani Pannini: Warm bread, surrounding hot Italian meat. Soon to be voted our best dish!


Today’s dessert is:
Castro Cake- vanilla cake topped with our finest illegally imported coconut cream icing.