Fat Chicks Rule.

I've always heard people say, "I wish junk food was good for you" or "Why do the foods that taste the best make you the fattest?" They have probably already come up with this theory but as I was shoveling down some Mcdonalds and had those exact thoughts, I realized it's because they contain the most calories and therefore our bodies want them. That way when we're fat and there's some kind of sudden food shortage, I can be like 'man, im so glad I had that cheese burger and mcchicken sandwich'. Yes, this is some great rationalizing.
I've decided today that relationships are over rated and single is the way to be. Relationships complicate life, do I really need a boyfriend? No. Why don't I? Because I have delicious cheese burgers to consume and booze to drink. I don't need anyone telling me I shouldn't 'let myself go' because as previously stated- when the famine hits I will be so ready.