myspace emails, hall of shame

I had the following conversation today with my friend and decided to start the myspace hall of shame. From now on whenever I get an absolutely ridiculous myspace email I will post it on here along with the persons link because why should I be the only one getting a good laugh?? For now, check out my friends misery:



Aeris 823 kc (7:30:54 PM): lol i just got this myspace email
Aeris 823 kc (7:30:55 PM): Hey, my name is Cindy and I am doing a survey for womens self defense statistics. I need all the help I can get to have random women take a second and fill out the survey below. I'm having a hard time getting girls to do it, so if you could it'd be a big help. Also it's not a joke, it's for a friend of mine who teaches women's self defense. Thanks hun

Have you ever hurt a man's balls (for any reason)?:

Technique Used? (kick, grab, knee ect...):

Footware used:

What was his reaction?:

Degree of injury?:

Story of what happened:
BarbieT 02 (7:31:04 PM): ok that is def. some dude wanting to hear a ball kicking story to jerk off to
Aeris 823 kc (7:32:14 PM): hahahha
BarbieT 02 (7:32:20 PM): self defense classes arent centered around balls

Cop out

I'd like to apologize to my readers for my posts lately. They have been making a strong resemblance to my sex partners; unsatisfying, untimely and often incoherent. I will be sure to start posting some better stuff and probably several times today seeing as it is FRIDAY THE 13th! For now, here is something that amused me.

Chuck Education

Just because..

I thought everyone might want to get a look at my Grandmother.

Worst singer, ever?

So, I never really got into the American Idol craze but I discovered there is now a British version called The X-factor. The show always has funny out-takes of the worst singers but the sad part about them that most people don't know is that these people had to advance SEVERAL rounds to get to perform in front of Simon and Paula. By the time they get there, they really are stunned to hear they are bad singers. They do it, obviously, to have hilarious out-takes and to give Simon a chance to vent some of his anger, after all it's not easy being a fan of the "square head" hair cut in a world full of round ones. The out-takes are delightfully mean spirited and this particular one was accredited with being the worst of the worst, see for yourself...



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Hilary Duff

Most people know I really don't like Hilary Duff. She's up there on my list of hate next to Sarah Silverman. She's giddy, she's stylishly dressed and she makes really annoying head movements. I also don't care for the 'baby voice' or at least what a little girl who smoked 10 packs of cigs a day would sound like.

So, my friend proudly posted this picture of her on his page since he is a gay man and loves her (because he's gay).



I figured I should demonstrate for you my version of this photo, entitled "Hillbilly Snuff"



The only way I would have enjoyed her photo is if she had closed her hands around her throat and pushed until she was lying on the floor unconscious. Now THAT would be worth having to listen to her crappy music in the background.

Zooey of the month

April Fools

So far I've only successfully pranked my mom and roommate today. Both pranks relating to a "break in" at my apartment and stolen items. No one else really cares that I'm pregnant, won the lottery and got arrested today. I think I should start improving my april fools skills.